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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    that looks painfull, i want one. jk

    good cure for a kidney infection...
    Ahh you've stumbled on that little known fact that women's kidneys are located in their vadge! Well done.
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    how about sending Skweeky the pills Matheas's mum gave him?
    Last edited by raspberry1331; 03-19-2007 at 07:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raspberry1331 View Post
    how about sending Skweeky the pills Matheas's mum gave him?
    eeeeeeeerm, lets see..... killer pills, vibrator



    yeah tough choice there

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    You're all sexists.
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    i could send you one too if you want

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    send him a buttplug

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post


    Will it be the new rampant rabbit with clit stimulator and rotating action?
    As an ex-ann summers rep, I'd like to point out that the Platinum is the only one worth buying. The new Thriller looks like a tall dalec sticking its fingers up.

    It looks like a synthetic cactus that was designed by committee.
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    it must look even scarier to you Kev.

    There's no way you could make yours look like that

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    This vibrator ( see above) is oudated (see below) unless it has the latest Ipod adapter...

    https://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-no-...77/postcount30

    it would appear this to be the better thread to have posted that information in......

    edit:- maak wel een grapje maar ik hoop je gaauw weer beter voelt...
    Last edited by thewizeard; 03-20-2007 at 10:12 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post

    As an ex-ann summers rep, I'd like to point out that the Platinum is the only one worth buying. The new Thriller looks like a tall dalec sticking its fingers up.

    It looks like a synthetic cactus that was designed by committee.
    It looks like something Torquemada would use if he was in a bad mood.


    Edit: Hope the infection clears up Skweeks and you avoid hospital.
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