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Thread: Does anyone happen to know how to audition for the eurovision song contest?

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    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
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    Who's playing bass?


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    Can I just come along, get high, be there for no apparent reason, do nothing and dance like Bez from the Happy Mondays?


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    If you're without pants.


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    You're just no cool enough to be Bez :shrug:


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    I've already written the lyrics for the song
    My mate has got some funkie Rammstein sound with 80's synthesiser effects.
    Looks like a guaranteed win

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    Will you be wearing tinfoil n dressing in drag?

    Isn't Justin Hawkins meant to have fixed the next Eurovision?
    He has the drag thing down to an art form, so at least he'll be 2nd.
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    We were thinking fluoresent lycra.
    In the colours of the rainbow.
    It's always a good thing to have the gay scene on ur side

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    Hells, if Norton can, you cancan.
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    ...sounds raunchily tacky.
    Fantastic.


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    I'll play the Tambourine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    If you're without pants.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    You're just no cool enough to be Bez :shrug:


    Soz

    I've already written the lyrics for the song
    My mate has got some funkie Rammstein sound with 80's synthesiser effects.
    Looks like a guaranteed win
    But if I wear no pants (trousers and undercrackers) then I will be very cool, loose and hanging freely.

    I also suggest a tranny on board - they always get a shit load of votes.


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