One night in Austin, Skizo.

[Proper Bo]

I've seen trained horses, but never any who could read a meter.

:drumthingy:

[Proper Bo]

I wish. That beard is most orsum.

It is if you build houses by hand, get water from a well, think power is measured by your horses (literally), and harbor witnesses from goons.

I have absolutely no idea what you're on about there, I assume it's some merkin thing

I'd associate that type of beard more with drinking ale and playing folk music, like.

[Busyman™]

I've seen trained horses, but never any who could read a meter.

You twasshole, I was going edit that but wifey came home with umpteen groceries for the cookout tomorrow.

I gotta stop being on multiple sites while posting here. I'm liable to post my payment to American Express on here.

[Proper Bo]

Do a busy-edit and make him look like a mentalist, ewe know it makes cents.

[j2k4]

They all look like shoppin' MFers to me.

Speaking of wifey, are you giving her lessons in "the fine art of..."?

I can imagine the heat over her paying too much for something.

[JPaul]

Racist

[manker]

Racist

Make a thread by way of apology. Do it now.

It'll save any emo fannying about later.

[tesco]

I haxored Bo's as well.

[JPaul]

Racist

Make a thread by way of apology. Do it now.

It'll save any emo fannying about later.

Homophobe.

[Busyman™]

They all look like shoppin' MFers to me.

Speaking of wifey, are you giving her lessons in "the fine art of..."?

I can imagine the heat over her paying too much for something.

That is correct. I do give her heat about buying shit though.
Do proper research and whatnot. Don't just go:

I want that.

How much is that?

Okay here's what you are asking for it.

....especially when it's something you don't need right then....

That is why I handle all the finances in the house and plan all the trips.

I ain't lookin' fer deals on her clothes though. She's on her own.