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    clocker's Avatar Shovel Ready
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk View Post
    Clocker - An oil powered deep freeze, to make his cpu run 1.7% cooler, thus improving the performance by almost 0.5%
    That would be brill.
    My current setup is powered by baby seals and needs replacement.

    fstrulz- a version of linux that's as good as he thinks it is...
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk View Post
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    a bag of coal
    kaffiene - a copy of "Understanding The Point Of Threads, For Dummies".


    This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.

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    bechez - a clue

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    fstrulz- a version of linux that's as good as he thinks it is...
    That'll be kubuntu then?

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    A blow-up doll with massive coffee dispensing tits for mulder.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    A blow-up doll with massive coffee dispensing tits for mulder.
    i just came. true story.

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    Something Else's Avatar sex a wolf in a bag BT Rep: +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70
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    hmmm....For a start:

    Kaffeine, by his very username, suggests that some education on how to relax a bit would be helpful, so this book might come in handy:



    For Benchez: At one point all that ganga use might require some prevention when it comes to drug-testing time...so:





    Speaking of addictions .. Alien5's love for Reality TV could be turned into his favour. So, a how-to manual is in order. Who knows, maybe a new career is in his future!!:



    That's it for now. Merry Christmas all!
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    cheers kallie...When I left school we had a presentation on stage where the teachers would present those leaving with a book to help with further endeavours. My mates all got sciency or arty stuff depending on which direction the teachers thought they were headed... I was presented with:

    Much to the amusement of the entire school that was watching.
    Now go away.

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    ^^ No problem. It was fun reflecting. But, your book title is missing. Now I'm burning up with curiosity!!!
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