Fact About Yourself

[chalice]

i read someplace that we sneeze at 100 miles per hour and we cough at about 60. hmz

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Smart fucker, that cannibis withdrawing, Bailey's drinking "burd".

[N4riX]

haha don't fight it brother. come over to the dark side we need you

[chalice]

haha don't fight it brother. come over to the dark side we need you

To my shame, I ordered an ounce of soapbar for tomorrow.

Soapbar doesn't count.

Rubber and diesel doesn't qualify as hash.

[Barbarossa]

I am taller than I am wide

[kallieb]

^^ whew, that's a relief. Otherwise you'd be tipping over and rolling about all the time.

[Aaxel21]

I once hotwired a bull dozer in a construction site. Had some fun with it then parked it in the two lane street. Took them a while to move it so traffic could pass.

[Sextent]

I was a cunt and a time waster.

Fixed.

[Aaxel21]

I'm a cunt and a time waster.

Fixed.

I was at the time. But I'm a good person now...mostly.on now...mostly.

[Skweeky]

I have a rash on the palms of my hand

[masterbat]

i fart while i pee