Originally Posted by
clocker
If you guys had paid attention to Dr. Dino's film clip you'd realize that ALL the "animals" of the world were put on the Ark in God's favorite form...the banana.
Easily stacked, resistant to rot and mirabile dictu!...no poop!
After 40 days Noah unpeeled them and inserted them into his mouth, thus rehydrating them to their animal shape.
The dinosaurs were carried in their ultimate form...barrels of crude oil.
This cut down on the carnage- always desirable on a cruise ship.
Given these facts, it's easy to see that the Ark didn't have to be of outlandish size, in fact, a relatively small CrisCraft equipped with an Evinrude would have sufficed.
I believe I have found the remains of the Ark docked in Tampa.
We're performing our scientific evaluation right now and early results show that it's approximately 4,400 years old which puts it in the correct time frame.
Hallelujah!
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