They Say That Men Don't Understand

[Ron]

Originally posted by Neil__@26 July 2003 - 02:33
Your God is Female.

Neil.

wouldn't that be a godess by definition then?

Hang on...

Male
Female
Shemale


....I wonder........
Could it be?

But what you name a shemale God?

[Neil__]

I think "just call me God" would be good enough for anyone.

Neil

[mutterings]

When i was 8 and my mum was preggers with my little bro i said"mum whats it like to have a baby?"she said
"son hold your bottom lip"which i did, then she said"pull it over your head till it reaches your neck"

[tite-wad]

Just what have you been drinking/smoking/snorting/shooting-up Neil__???


Must be some damn powerful stuff!

[Ron]

Women have multiple orgasms.
Giving birth is the price they have to pay for that.

[Neil__]

Originally posted by Ron@26 July 2003 - 02:01
Women have multiple orgasms.
Giving birth is the price they have to pay for that.

You miss my point ron.

If God was a man he would have put our balls on the inside.

Neil

[tite-wad]

Aren't they on the inside when we're born???

[Ron]

Well,if you're serious about the subject...
Our testicles are on the outside, because our semen needs to be lower than bodytemperature in order to remain active.
They need an airflow to keep cooler.
That's why tight jeans are bad for fertility.

[tite-wad]

When did you become Mr. Serious Egghead guy??

[chalkmongoose]

There's only one thing I'd disagree with. I think Mary was a f*cking idiot (maybe blond?)
I think that (and 3 Dead Trolls in a Baggie puts it the best) Joseph's neighbor knocked on the door while Joe was out herding sheep, and said to Mary, "I am God, f*ck me."
I think Mary did the whole "droppin' the jaw" thing, and f*cked him silly. Then I think Mary found Joe, told him, and Joe (who had been out herding sheep too long) was also a nincompoop, and believed the story also.
Also, I can easily explain the whole virgin thing. Back then, everyone ran around on horses. I think that Joe's neighbor must have been riding on horses so long his dick became tiny. I think that although he did have sexual relations with THAT woman, nothing happened to her precious virginity.

Now, shall we begin the flaming?