They Say That Men Don't Understand

[Ron]

HUH?
WHA?
What did I say?
/me looks up the thread.

OMG!!!
That must have been the Neil part of me taking over.

Arrrrrgggghhh, I can't stop him!!!!
This is no way to live anymore!!!
I'm calling it quits.
Farewell, I'm going to hang myself.
(where's that darn rope?)

[Neil__]

Isn't it ironic.
That the Male of the species has sent you lot forward to answer this question.

Neil

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Ron@25 July 2003 - 20:29

Now that would be the very definition of a slow death.

[Neil__]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 02:24
There's only one thing I'd disagree with. I think Mary was a f*cking idiot (maybe blond?)
I think that (and 3 Dead Trolls in a Baggie puts it the best) Joseph's neighbor knocked on the door while Joe was out herding sheep, and said to Mary, "I am God, f*ck me."
I think Mary did the whole "droppin' the jaw" thing, and f*cked him silly. Then I think Mary found Joe, told him, and Joe (who had been out herding sheep too long) was also a nincompoop, and believed the story also.
Also, I can easily explain the whole virgin thing. Back then, everyone ran around on horses. I think that Joe's neighbor must have been riding on horses so long his dick became tiny. I think that although he did have sexual relations with THAT woman, nothing happened to her precious virginity.

Now, shall we begin the flaming?

Have you met "Sally" yet,

Neil.

P.S.

I think people shouldn't let their kids near you.

[chalkmongoose]

Nope. Whose she? I'd love to meet her, cause it may be some joke that I'm not getting, which I don't like.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Do I need to send for Rubber Fly Man Again??

Jonno B)

[Ron]

I believe Sally's already taken by Harry, no?

LOL! No pun intented there.

[tite-wad]

Nah!!!

Seen enough of Mr. Latex...


How bout some other funny shit you got stashed!!!

[chalkmongoose]

Now I'm really fracken pissed off. Is this some sort of reference to "When Harry met Sally?" I never saw that movie.
Let me in on your joke! I wish to laugh with you!

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@25 July 2003 - 20:43
I wish to laugh with you!

Why?

Everyone else is laughing at herim.