Jim Davidson. - Pervert Weasel
Queue jumpers in pubs. - Sorry. I'm one. Winning combo of boobs and deadly glare gets me served.
The people who stare into my office at work as they walk past. - Can see why would piss you off.
Pizza. - Delicious goodness. Especially with Anchovies and pineapple.
Liverpool fans. - No different to Newcastle fans, both gobby and northern, 'cept geordies would give you their coat if they had one and scoucers would steal yours.
Bookmarks