Deathtest

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 06:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 5 August 2003 - 06:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:11
Auto-Fellatio (13%)

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Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (13%)

Is there something you&#39;d like to share, noob? [/b][/quote]
lmao

never noticed that

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[chalkmongoose]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 19, 2058
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Drowning (5%)

[Alucard1475]

I took it&#33;&#33; Here is it:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 4, 2067
at the age of 86 years old.


cool, 86

[brotherdoobie]

Son of a bitch.............October 4th 2027 at 56 years of age..........Gulp&#33;
I am going to die before all of u.

27% cancer..........What the hell did I quit smoking for?
This blows.

I am buying a carton of Camel non filters and smoking it all tommorow

Peace brotherdoobie

[3rd gen noob]

i can see myself departing due to a car crash long before my predicted time anyway

i seriously need to slow down, but it&#39;s really good fun

[titey]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@5 August 2003 - 00:38
27% cancer..........What the hell did I quit smoking for?

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Peace brotherdoobie

Damn doob....

I told it I smoke "constantly" and I still only had a 23% chance of dying of cancer.

You just can&#39;t catch a break can you, you poor bastard.

[titey]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:40
i can see myself departing due to a car crash long before my predicted time anyway

You might live longer if you stuck with blowing the car&#39;s horn instead of your own&#33;

[Ron]

<GULP>

August 9, 2003
at the age of 19 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)

OK, OK, so I lied a little.......

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 06:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 5 August 2003 - 06:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:40
i can see myself departing due to a car crash long before my predicted time anyway

You might live longer if you stuck with blowing the car&#39;s horn instead of your own&#33; [/b][/quote]
it&#39;s so much more fun blowing my own

i didn&#39;t have those vertebrae removed for nothing you know

[titey]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:47
it&#39;s so much more fun blowing my own

i didn&#39;t have those vertebrae removed for nothing you know

But what&#39;s up with that whole suffocating yourself business?

Or does that mean you choke to death on your own spooge?