Nyarrrggghhh

[Squeamous]

Oh that's a brilliant idea!

[Skweeky]

I like the gas cannister idea as well! Subtle and blatantly obvious at the same time.
Que fuerte!

[brotherdoobie]

I like the gas cannister idea as well! Subtle and blatantly obvious at the same time.
Que fuerte!

How is it possible to be subtle with an air horn?


-bd

[brotherdoobie]

Ah, irony. I understand.


-bd

[manicgeek]

Stroll unobtrusively by, whistling to yourself some popular ditty of the moment. Have about you an air of pleasant nonchalance, afford yourself a middle-distant smile. Once within arms reach, yank the phone from his smarmy fingertips and drop it into whichever beverage he is refreshing himself with on this fine Sunday (probably Pimms).

Chuckle heartily and call him a pretentious cunt. You know it makes sence.

So CG did you get rid of this cunt ? If not go find out about a thing called sidetone... phones have it so you can hear yourself when you speak into them, but it has a specific frequency that makes listening to the other end of a call fucking unbearable... and you can whistle that frequency... it's a cunts trick, but it works

You only need to be within about 15 foot of the phone whilstling at a certain frequency and whoever is on the other end will decide they'd rather end the call. It just happens that the frequency is exactly the same a a specific note that is used in rule britannia... stand within 15 foot of any phone and whistle it and you can prove the effect

Anyway just a thought for the future.

[CrabGirl]

Stroll unobtrusively by, whistling to yourself some popular ditty of the moment. Have about you an air of pleasant nonchalance, afford yourself a middle-distant smile. Once within arms reach, yank the phone from his smarmy fingertips and drop it into whichever beverage he is refreshing himself with on this fine Sunday (probably Pimms).

Chuckle heartily and call him a pretentious cunt. You know it makes sence.

So CG did you get rid of this cunt ? If not go find out about a thing called sidetone... phones have it so you can hear yourself when you speak into them, but it has a specific frequency that makes listening to the other end of a call fucking unbearable... and you can whistle that frequency... it's a cunts trick, but it works

You only need to be within about 15 foot of the phone whilstling at a certain frequency and whoever is on the other end will decide they'd rather end the call. It just happens that the frequency is exactly the same a a specific note that is used in rule britannia... stand withing 15 foot of any phone and whistle it and you can prove the effect

Anyway just a thought for the future.

Noted with thanks! The recent three days of uber-rain has driven him indoors so I've had a break from the chinless guffawing idiot.

[Snee]

Although I don't think that's gonna do much if he is, in fact, talking at someone else in the yard the next time too.

[CrabGirl]

Good point. I'm saving up my cat's droppings so I can launch them at him.

[lovewalrus]

you should consider moving away from an area considered a hotspot for self-important plum mouthed, ra-ras.......... it will be your only salvation..... still better then high street ken..!

[CrabGirl]

Why should I move house. He's a student in a shared house and won't be there for longer than a year. He's pretty much the only posh twat I've noticed around here so I don't think the area can be considered a "hotspot" for his ilk, though I do like your turn of phrase.

Move house? I am indignant at the very notion sir.

At least I don't live near this guy
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