Skank of the month

[CrabGirl]

Sorry hon. Couldn't resist!`

[Squeamous]

The anti-crone

[CrabGirl]

I feel dirty now. Like I need to sandpaper my eyes a bit.

[tralalala]

Or crawl into bed with Mulder.....

[Mr. Mulder]

madona is one of the few females on this planet i wouldn't intentionally sleep with more than once on the same night.

[Squeamous]

Nah, I have it on good authority he uses a sock. Fastidious little fucker.

[CrabGirl]

I heard he's so fastidious he uses Mr Sheen as wank-lube.

[Squeamous]

madona is one of the few females on this planet i wouldn't intentionally sleep with more than once on the same night.

I raise you a chav:

[Acid_death69]

lmao

[Mr. Mulder]

making up words doesn't hide the fact that you would love every filthy second of it and you both know it