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    No 1 son refers to this as arse power. Chalice has 0% arse power. If it rose to 50% he would do things half-arsed.

    My son's arse power is apparently stuck pretty much at 0%
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    No 1 son refers to this as arse power. Chalice has 0% arse power. If it rose to 50% he would do things half-arsed.

    My son's arse power is apparently stuck pretty much at 0%
    Some things I can be arsed about.

    I can be arsed posting this. I can be arsed drinking this glass of wine. I can be arsed running a bath for the sprogs. Bath night innit.

    I cannot be arsed thinking about what I should have for dinner. I know I should but I can't. I cannot be arsed trying to steal something off the internets cos I cannot be arsed deciding what I want to steal.

    Fuck you God!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    No 1 son refers to this as arse power. Chalice has 0% arse power. If it rose to 50% he would do things half-arsed.

    My son's arse power is apparently stuck pretty much at 0%
    Some things I can be arsed about.

    I can be arsed posting this. I can be arsed drinking this glass of wine. I can be arsed running a bath for the sprogs. Bath night innit.

    I cannot be arsed thinking about what I should have for dinner. I know I should but I can't. I cannot be arsed trying to steal something off the internets cos I cannot be arsed deciding what I want to steal.

    Fuck you God!!!!
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Go and read the little world of Don Camillo or do something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Go and read the little world of Don Camillo or do something else.
    I've had just about all of the provincial catholicism I can be arsed with. True story.

    I read a couple of the novels in my teens.

    A bit trite, like but they were recommended by an English teacher who I worshiped at the time so I endured.

    Looking back, that teacher was a bit of a cunt. Not cos he recommended yon bewks, just cos I thought he was brill and he thought I was shite.

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    But 't is a book about the commies!

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    It's a book against the commies, where the good guy is a catholic priest.

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    Aye, but it's got Jesus in it, and he's a well funny chap for his age, n'est-ce pas?

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    I liked the Don Camillo stuff. I have some as audiophiles now.

    True story.

    Did I send you them at all Skweekmeister.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    No, no you didn't.

    I ordered the book off Amazon a few weeks ago because the copy my neighbour gave me had the ending missing...

    The one I ordered never arrived Got a full refund though.

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