Assembling Ikea furniture

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furniture assemblage is even more absurd.

[Squeamous]

I hate putting together furniture (my wife stands over my shoulder constantly nagging me).

If she would just let me be...


-bd

If she didn't it would turn out like this:



In your heart you know this

[Skweeky]

Yup true.

Yesterday it took the husband and his brother about 4 hours of arsing about to half assemble a wardrobe.

This morning I sat down next to them with the manual and told the husband what to do.

Both wardrobe and cotbed were assembled in half an hour.

Ikea manuals are made for women. Fact.

[Squeamous]

That's because women will sit and read them. They will take out all the parts and identify them, laying them all out, and then then will read from start to finish before beginning. Men just grab the first part out of the box and start bashing it with the second bit out.

Men are silly. They should be grateful we let them share our planet

[lynx]

Nah, you've got that wrong, men always read the instructions.

It's just that they expect the important bits to be at the back, like newspapers.

[Skweeky]

That's because women will sit and read them. They will take out all the parts and identify them, laying them all out, and then then will read from start to finish before beginning. Men just grab the first part out of the box and start bashing it with the second bit out.

Men are silly. They should be grateful we let them share our planet

Too true. The world would be filled with half assembled desks if we weren't around

[brotherdoobie]

That's because women will sit and read them. They will take out all the parts and identify them, laying them all out, and then then will read from start to finish before beginning. Men just grab the first part out of the box and start bashing it with the second bit out.

Men are silly. They should be grateful we let them share our planet

Not true. I always read the instructions.


-bd

[Guillaume]

nah, you've got that wrong, men always read the instructions.

It's just that they expect the important bits to be at the backpage 3, like newspapers.

Fixed.

[The Flying Cow]

furniture is absurd

furniture assemblage is even more absurd.

One lives in unison with nature, like.

[j2k4]

furniture assemblage is even more absurd.

One lives in unison with nature, like.

Nature=wood.