Zebras VS Spastics

[brotherdoobie]

"it's not nice to diss people's threads in the lounge see how you like it"

Are you actually upset about your thread being harshed? "A thick skin is a gift from God, lad"


Shape up, man...winter's coming, ffs.


-bd

[Biggles]

If the Zebras had ladders and could get into the trees it would even things up a bit.

Just saying like...

[chalice]

[100%]

The elephant would sit on both of them.

[wazza100]

"it's not nice to diss people's threads in the lounge see how you like it"

Are you actually upset about your thread being harshed? "A thick skin is a gift from God, lad"


Shape up, man...winter's coming, ffs.


-bd

nope i wasn't upset i just wanted to troll and get the expected reaction from chalice

[chalice]

Are you actually upset about your thread being harshed? "A thick skin is a gift from God, lad"


Shape up, man...winter's coming, ffs.


-bd

nope i wasn't upset i just wanted to troll and get the expected reaction from chalice

So you're a masochist as well as a spastic then?

Fair enough.

[wazza100]

nope for both, i'd have to be a spastic if i took criticism to heart on the internetzzzz.

[chalice]

Yellow-bellied, chickenshit, inarticulate ballbag.

Fact.

[brotherdoobie]

nope for both, i'd have to be a spastic if i took criticism to heart on the internetzzzz.

If you do encounter a Grizzly bear, do not panic and DO NOT run. Running usually results in an attack. Also, do not shout or wave your arms. Instead, stand still and avoid looking it in the eyes. You might also want to talk softly to it. This will help the bear identify what you are and that you are not a threat. If you are carrying pepper spray then now is the time to take it out and get ready to use it. If you see it is going to attack or gets aggressive, you should make a lot of noise--make yourself "big", because that is how a bear tells another bear to leave him alone. Then--and ONLY---if the bear attacks, do you curl up in a ball.

The above scenario is assuming that the Grizzly Bear is attacking in defense. This is usually the case, but in rare instances a Grizzly will initiate a predatory attack. A “predatory” attack is when the bear’s intention is to kill and not defend. This will usually come out of the blue – while you're sleeping in your tent for example. The only way to deal with this type of attack is to fight with anything you have. You need to convince the bear to give up on you and look for easier prey. If the Grizzly attacks someone else, then try to distract the bear from the victim or attack it with any available weapon.


Play close attention to the second scenario. It's too late to curl up in a ball.


Good luck.


-bd

[chalice]

You know what, BD, the irony is that this stupid thread probably would've failed on it's own without the input of that fucking spastic.

Now it's a success and it's all down to him failing to be clever and having some semblance of reproductive organs.

Spastic backfire ftw.