Most Messed Up Song You Ever Heard

[Adster]

yeah theres woman everywhere

[Gutter]

I think Adster might have let the dogs out in his drunken stuper

[krackerjack]

if its messed up youre after do a search for "lil markie" anything you find will do but especially "diary of an unborn child" more messed up than words can say!! hes one sick person.

[Adster]

where am I?

[DanB]

has anyone ever heard Ugly by Daphne & Celeste? Thats a f*cked up song but its hilarious at the same time

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by danb@14 September 2003 - 22:57
has anyone ever heard Ugly by Daphne & Celeste? Thats a f*cked up song but its hilarious at the same time

which one...

you have a pick of oo stick you ya mumma too and your daddy

or

U G L Y

or

the most horrible and definately most fucked up incident in music history when they covered Alice Cooper's - Schools Out...

they should burn in hell

[DanB]

UGLY


there aint no pill cos you aint ill you're ugly!!!!

[DanB]

C) Ok! I'm a cheerleader now!
[Chorus]
(D&C) u.g.l.y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly x4

© I saw you walking down the street just the other day
© I didn't see your damage from that far away
© I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
© You walked up to me with your buckteeth a gleaming
© Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
© I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
© You hurt the tree's feelings and the birds all flew
© I don't mean to insult you
© Oh wait! Yes I do.

(D) Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
(D) You’re only fourteen you look a hundred years old
© When looks were handed out you were last in line
© Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
(D) Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
(D) Or did a truck run over your face instead
© There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill

(D&C) you're ugly!
(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2

(D) What you really need is to wear a mask
(D) And book that plastic surgeon fast - (girl)
© You’re scary - you're hairy I heard about you
© You’re the main attraction at the city zoo
(D) You’re so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
(D) When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
© (So funny)

(D) You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
(D) And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
© Uncle Fester, remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
(D) You can't disguise your googly eyes
(D) In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
© Yo mama says you ugly -
(D&C) you ugly!

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2
(D) Get busy x9
© Yo mama says your ugly
(D) Get busy
© Yo mama says your ugly
(D) Get busy
© Yo mama says your ugly
(D) Get busy (D&C) your ugly!

(D&C) u.u.u.u.
(D) Now I feel like Blondie

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2

(D) Quasimodo
© Camel breathe
(D) Squarehead
(D&C) ugly!

© Chicken legs
(D) Pig face
© Chin like bubba
(D&C) ugly!

(D) Fish lips
© Toad licker
(D) Poindexter
(D&C) ugly!

© Spaghetti arms
(D) Limp butt
(D&C) freak show -ugly!

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x1

(D&C) U.G.L.Y- © you could make an onion cry

(D&C) U.G.L.Y- (D) like an alien chased by the F.B.I.

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly!

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by danb@14 September 2003 - 23:13
UGLY


there aint no pill cos you aint ill you're ugly!!!!

Im guessing it was a song aimed at themselves

[DanB]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme+14 September 2003 - 14:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Celerystalksme @ 14 September 2003 - 14:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@14 September 2003 - 23:13
UGLY &nbsp;


there aint no pill cos you aint ill you&#39;re ugly&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Im guessing it was a song aimed at themselves [/b][/quote]
If i remember rightly&#33;&#33;

Glad i never heard their cover of Schools Out&#33;&#33;&#33; It must have been awful