whats brown and sticky?
a stick
i got loads of them.
edit/ yeh 3rd gen i understood.
cawk
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whats brown and sticky?
a stick
i got loads of them.
edit/ yeh 3rd gen i understood.
how do you put a giraffe in a phone box?
take the elephant out and put the giraffe in
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if there's a meeting of all the animals in the world, who isn't there?
the giraffe, he's in the phone box
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<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Wayne Rooney - A thug and a thief</span>
how do you get across a crocodile-infested river?
just swim across, all the crocs are at the meeting
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cawk
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why are you jokes so bad?
mo seriously why!!!!./???
my 12 year old cousin told me those...
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cawk
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na they were good. was only joking. get some more from him/her.
Pheasant plucker
Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot
whats orange and furry?
A tangerine monkey. hahahahahaha god that sucked :/
how about this one.
a man in the jungle. tiger to the left, leopard to the right, panther in front of him and a lion behind him. which way he go? the lion way because it was a dandelion. doh
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