Last one to post wins the internets

[nthpeter]

Fecking bastard eejit cunts! Some twat has thrown a stone through the back window of my car! What kind of moron does something like that I ask you? Why the fuck would you smash someone's windscreen and not even make the effort to take whatever is inside the car?

Maybe it was a meteorite

Maybe it was democracy

[Barbarossa]

[nthpeter]

[chalice]

Welcome to chavis's interesting weekend.

The headshot that is my thirteen year old has been exiled from his Xbox due to poor performance in geography. He's so obsessed with that shite, he doesn't even know where the fuck he is. The Xbox, not geography.

The five year old is the future leader of the Free World.

The nine year old is a fire-starter. She's an autistic savant without the autism or the savantism. She Who Must Be Kept In The Cellar asserts that our daughter's school project should be based around the history of the Internets, whilst I demands that it should be a tour de force encompassing the origins and legacies of The Beano.

I'm putting my fut down.

[callum]

Get the 13 year old fifa 2010 world cup for the xbox, when picking teams you can move about a map of the world to pick them, problem solved.

[chalice]

Get the 13 year old fifa 2010 world cup for the xbox, when picking teams you can move about a map of the world to pick them, problem solved.

Fuck that, mate.

I'll just beat him with an atlas until his blood forms in the shape of Pan-Africa.

[hmmmk]

[hmmmk]

moderator kitty is missing .. rofl

[hmmmk]

hello barbarossa

i like your avatar

[hmmmk]

i would hit it with a fucking machine gun