Pick up lines for after she has rejected you:
(This is an altered form of a line that I read off another message board)
You're an animal. Oh-yeah, You put the pig in stupid fat pig.
Wow, I never thought I'd meet anyone famous here. It's nice to meet your Ms. Lewinsky.
I think I walked into the wrong bar because you're clearly a lesbian.
....I didn't say they'd be funny.
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