sch**ost*** request

**IdolEyes787** · 08-10-2011, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by Artemis

Ask OlegL, he'll hook you up . He knows the HDBits admins personally....

I would consider it but I'm afraid that he might actually attach me to a hook.

**Artemis** · 08-13-2011, 10:15 PM

**IdolEyes787** · 08-13-2011, 11:36 PM

Another tact.

Hi my name is IdolEyes787 .

I am friends more or less with many many staff on many many l33t trackers including but not limited to HDnits.FTN.ro.Exiga.
If you can help me I probably will not forget it .Nudge nudge.Wink Wink .Say no more.

PS I'm also very,very rich more or less and may or may not have nude models and large stashes of illegal drugs at my disposal.

If that doesn't sway you then hopefully sad puppy will.

**anon** · 08-14-2011, 01:32 AM

Hello IdolEyes787,

I was going to invite you, but you used a font color that's same as my forum style's background. This grave offense is a giveaway of you obviously not being sch**ost*** material, and it'd be foolish of anyone to suggest otherwise.

Regards,

-- anon

PS: sad puppy is sad

**IdolEyes787** · 08-14-2011, 01:41 AM

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the font of it.

PS sad puppy was recently neutered hence his sadness.

Btw anon I did some maths and here is a graph comparing our forums posts.

**anon** · 08-14-2011, 02:06 AM

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Btw anon I did some maths and here is a graph comparing our forums posts.

I can steal Artemis' new signature if you want.

**ca_aok** · 08-14-2011, 02:06 AM

Interesting how the y-intercepts aren't zero. I guess you started with hundreds of posts?

**IdolEyes787** · 08-14-2011, 02:08 AM

Obviously you don't have the keen understanding of maths that I do.

**ca_aok** · 08-14-2011, 02:27 AM

Obviously you don't have the keen understanding of graphs that I do. And considering that's the quality I look for most in my invitees, consider yourself disqualified.