If you can't handle the heat stay out of the children's party
If you can't handle the heat stay out of the children's party
You're an amateur. Santa suits work better than anything else. Especially if you wear it early on. Around the 2nd-3rd of December works best for me. You also want to differentiate yourself from other santas. Buy a puppy and stick a clown nose on him. Start calling the puppy Rudolph.
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Now here's the tricky part. You have to convince the kids that Rudolph needs to grow into his full size, and the fastest way to do it, is to rub your magic wand so it becomes warm enough to grant wishes again. If they say they can help, tell them you need the assistance of a safe, responsible, and hopefully single guardian of theirs.
Last edited by Quarterquack; 02-28-2012 at 01:31 PM. Reason: The above post assumes no heteronormative positions, given the population of this lounge.
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