Quickfire questions and statements for a SnnY Monday.

[Quarterquack]

I can't run 6 miles to save my life. But I can swim them right out of bed. I used to do a morning 14km swim daily. Unfortunately, the stamina built up swimming is vastly noninterchangeable to the stamina built up jogging. Triathlons usually have me amazed.

[mjmacky]

I can't run 6 miles to save my life. But I can swim them right out of bed. I used to do a morning 14km swim daily. Unfortunately, the stamina built up swimming is vastly noninterchangeable to the stamina built up jogging. Triathlons usually have me amazed.

That is quite the stamina considering it's a kiddie pool.

[Quarterquack]

That is quite the stamina considering it's a kiddie pool.

Actually, it was the Mediterranean. See, I used to not want to pay to get into an expensive beach (it cost exactly $3 entrance fee). So I used to swim past the protective buoys, a 7km stretch, and then back in towards the land. The first few times I attempted it, I actually needed to use the buoys for support (pretty difficult swimming an entire 7km against the draft, after swimming an entire 7km prior). But then I got over it. The goal at the end was seeing a bunch of really hot Italians who had enough money to pay $3 on the beach entry fee, $3 on a Newspaper to block their view of my creeping up on them, and $20 on a different pair of thongs daily.

[mjmacky]

That is quite the stamina considering it's a kiddie pool.

Actually, it was the Mediterranean. See, I used to not want to pay to get into an expensive beach (it cost exactly $3 entrance fee). So I used to swim past the protective buoys, a 7km stretch, and then back in towards the land. The first few times I attempted it, I actually needed to use the buoys for support (pretty difficult swimming an entire 7km against the draft, after swimming an entire 7km prior). But then I got over it. The goal at the end was seeing a bunch of really hot Italians who had enough money to pay $3 on the beach entry fee, $3 on a Newspaper to block their view of my creeping up on them, and $20 on a different pair of thongs daily.

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We used to call our kiddie pool the Black Sea because it was so filthy, but didn't go so far as to recreate the economic scenario of the Ukraine.

[happyed]

Do you think you could run six miles, right now, like wot Squeamous did? - Not anymore, I reckon I've only got about four more years till I have to get a wheelchair.

When you add someone to your friend list on here, does it enable you to see them when they're appearing offline? - Yeah, Like I'd have any fucking clue about that.

Me and a hawt burd are going to lay that carpet tomoro morning, I will provide pics if I survive. - Still a distinct lack of photies I see, so I don't believe you.

How the feck is Panesar outbowling Swann? - They've not been playing too well recently, buggered if I know why, thay have all the people.

Mary is definitely in prison I think. - I reckon Mary was just hiding to see if any of you cared.

Is your earliest memory of the internets porn related? Nope. It was crappy technical stuff.

Can someone go get JP? - Hmmm...

My favourite thing I've ever read this week is in my sig. What's yours? - Marys blog. Some of his edits are quite amusing. Although to be fair this week has been a very bad one, burying an nephew really hasn't helped.

[mjmacky]

Although to be fair this week has been a very bad one, burying an nephew really hasn't helped.

Even worse for your sibling, who subsequently watched you dig his plot with a spade in the backyard.

[Squeamous]

Holy moly, I've also called exercise by that phrase before.

INC.......you get the drift.

I can't run 6 miles to save my life. But I can swim them right out of bed. I used to do a morning 14km swim daily. Unfortunately, the stamina built up swimming is vastly noninterchangeable to the stamina built up jogging. Triathlons usually have me amazed.

I would love to do a triathlon one day! I used to be a strong swimmer but I'm also terrified of putting my face under the water. If I don't swim for a while the fear comes back with a vengeance, and it takes me a short while before I can re-adopt a competitive swimming style. I reckon I'll put the effort in and do it one day though.

That is quite the stamina considering it's a kiddie pool.

Actually, it was the Mediterranean. See, I used to not want to pay to get into an expensive beach (it cost exactly $3 entrance fee). So I used to swim past the protective buoys, a 7km stretch, and then back in towards the land. The first few times I attempted it, I actually needed to use the buoys for support (pretty difficult swimming an entire 7km against the draft, after swimming an entire 7km prior). But then I got over it. The goal at the end was seeing a bunch of really hot Italians who had enough money to pay $3 on the beach entry fee, $3 on a Newspaper to block their view of my creeping up on them, and $20 on a different pair of thongs daily.

I can't see Mary swimming past any buoys.

[mjmacky]

I can't see Mary swimming past any buoys.

Well they all seem to have lost their swimming trunks, like I could ignore that and not help them look for them for a few hours on land.

[Squeamous]

See what we did there ^ everyone. Comedy gold.

[manker]

/golf clap

I like the idea of Mary as your patsy.
Plz to be exploring this.