Since when as sadomasochism been sweet
A new picture of you is beginning to form in my mind.
It was all part of chavois', spookily accurate, dream.
Remember? He thought you looked like Barry McGuigan because he'd seen you in a phoatie you'd posted of yourself refereeing a footie match.
Except it transpired that you didn't post one and it all got a bit weird.
For me, anyway
Last night I dreamt that I was so pished that I got out of bed in a drunken stupor and urinated in the wardrobe. Afterwards I kept waking up and glancing guiltily towards it, convinced of my debasement, scrambling for a viable excuse for the missus. Imagine my relief when I finally woke up proper and it was all a dream. Or was it.
True story.
A simple test: open the wardrobe and take a wiff, if it's a urine free zone you're sweet
If not go to plan B and blame it on the dog.
If you don't own a dog say you were going to surprise your wife by getting her a new dog but the dirty bastard pissed in the wardrobe and you were so angry you kicked it up the arse and it ran away.
Last edited by Artemis; 04-28-2012 at 08:04 AM.
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