because a redneck's family tree has no limbs
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Sushi Lord
because a redneck's family tree has no limbs
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
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It is on its way out the window.
Why are nuts called nuts and not testicles?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Sushi Lord
unlike nuts, you can insert popsicle sticks into testicles
Why do guys have nipples?
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so that everyone can get on their tits
why am I not watching the soccer on t v?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Sushi Lord
cuz u r posting here
Where is the lead in a lead pencil?
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it appears when you are writing a poison letter
is the head teacher only concerned with the head of a pupil?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Sushi Lord
Attachment 141685 nope, the iris & sclera too
If I make Jesus-shaped pancakes, but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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Nope. Not only are they self-healing, but they'll forgive you.
Is it possible Jesus was black?
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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The big white man with the beard would be getting a divorce
why are farmers always poor?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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If we started paying them what they are worth, they'd get lazy. It's for their own good...
Should parents be honest with their kids?
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