Tadaima, Meiri

[mjmacky]

I want to be a sucker and purchase one of those Pokémon Go watches, but I can't find them in any of the stores I've visited. In Florida, I stopped by Best Buy, Game Stop, and Toys R Us. I just went to the Pokémon Center in Ikebukuro too.

What gives, world of commerce?

The search for a new job starts next month. Don't question my priorities.

[megabyteme]

What did I miss by not reading? You said something about 'back in the country' and now 'Florida' and 'finding a job'.

My spider sense is telling me you aren't in the land of rising son anymore...

Details? Did you feel the need to come back to Florida so you could poop? Cost of teenage girls too high there?

[IdolEyes787]

What did I miss by not reading? You said something about 'back in the country' and now 'Florida' and 'finding a job'.

My spider sense is telling me you aren't in the land of rising son anymore...

I just went to the Pokémon Center in Ikebukuro too.

Spider sense failure.

[mjmacky]

What did I miss by not reading? You said something about 'back in the country' and now 'Florida' and 'finding a job'.

My spider sense is telling me you aren't in the land of rising son anymore...

Details? Did you feel the need to come back to Florida so you could poop? Cost of teenage girls too high there?

Back in 日本

As Idol pointed out, I accidentally left evidence of my return, but I was in Florida for a few weeks. I project my own perceptive nature, and I often speak as if everyone is a abreast of my goings on. :Insert joke where I call Meg a tit:

[mjmacky]

Did you feel the need to come back to Florida so you could poop? Cost of teenage girls too high there?

I was in Florida for a few weeks.

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[IdolEyes787]

You and your professional wrestler husband adopted a baby?

[IdolEyes787]

Also, you might be the only known case of attempting "sexy eyes" in a family baby portrait.

God's sake, man. Have you no shame?

[mjmacky]

You and your professional wrestler husband adopted a baby?

I was a surrogate and went back to the US to give birth and hand the child over to a nice couple. Did you expect me to complicate its nationality?

[mjmacky]

Also, you might be the only known case of attempting "sexy eyes" in a family baby portrait.

God's sake, man. Have you no shame?

You find something sexy in all of my pictures, beholder.

[Something Else]

Which one of you is the Mary person mentioned in the thread title.