I'm a Christian Scientist so I'm basically honour-bound to ignore anything even remotely connected to actual science.
That said I'm fairly sure that it has to something to do with preternaturally pale skin and an alarming lack of visible muscle.
Respect my lack of authority.
I liked Adster better when he was a blind pissed incomprehensible object of hilarity and confusion.
Love and time change people. And not for the better. Hopefully he'll suffer a brain injury soon.
In other news, my ankle got an unpronouncable fracture in Wetherspoons the other evening. I swear to the holy neutron I was completely sober. Some Wetherspoonerist had left a fucking ashtray mine on the floor, which I did not see, seeing as I tend to look ahead for fear of walls and people and stuff. Captain Crunched the weird bit of my upper foot.
Currently sporting a moon boot extraordinaire and am more dazzled by the medical ingenuity than the pain.
Also on tons of drugs and alcohol.
Last edited by chalice; 07-22-2016 at 08:26 PM.
Yeah, but they'll settle outta court like a Jackson.
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