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Anyone seen Riddler recently?
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Bump!
Anyone seen Riddler recently?
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Yeah I seen him the other day looking all dishevelled and confused...looked like he hadn't slept for weeks. He kept muttering to himself " If it takes a bale and a half of cotton to make a smoking jacket for an elephant, how long will it take a spider with a wooden leg to bore through an onion? I don't get it....I just don't get it....AAAAARRRRRGH ! "
Maybe one of you can explain the answer for me and I'll put his mind at ease....poor bugger.
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About seven feet?
Thought you'd disappeared with Musleman
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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Ignore the bit about the elephant Riddler, that is just there to confuse you. Concentrate on the spider with the wooden leg, boring through the onion.Originally posted by Riddler@17 December 2003 - 15:53
Yeah I seen him the other day looking all dishevelled and confused...looked like he hadn't slept for weeks. He kept muttering to himself " If it takes a bale and a half of cotton to make a smoking jacket for an elephant, how long will it take a spider with a wooden leg to bore through an onion? I don't get it....I just don't get it....AAAAARRRRRGH ! "
Maybe one of you can explain the answer for me and I'll put his mind at ease....poor bugger.
I will give you a couple of days to solve the second part.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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Just a quick one till Riddler recovers from eating spider infested onions.
At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit.
"Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colours corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?"
Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."
What colour suit is each man wearing?
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Something tells me it isn't this easy, but..............
Mr. Red is wearing a blue suit.
Mr. Green is wearing a red suit.
Mr. Blue is wearing a green suit.
or.........An orange because motorcycles don't have doors.
* I just don't get it.....AAAAAAAH *
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I think Mr. Red is in a green suit. So Mr. Blue would be in a red suit and Mr. Green is in the blue suit.
cheers omc
edit: spelling
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Sorry, Riddler, that's not it.
omc - spot on.
Mr Red replies to the man in the blue suit, so he can't be wearing it himself. And we know that Mr Blue can't be wearing the blue suit, so it must be Mr Green.
Mr Red can't wear the red suit, so he must be wearing the green one, which leaves the red suit being worn by Mr Blue.
Bill bets Craig $100 that he can predict the score of the hockey game before it starts. Craig agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Craig lose the bet?
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Smoke weed everyday
Because Bill predicted it correctly?
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