THIS MEANS YOU!
THIS MEANS YOU!
There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either.
And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
You could always log out
You could always turn your head away from the computer. Not now! when I am speaking to you, that is the height of ignorance. What are you doing that requires all your attention, not all that much though, or you would not be reading this.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Mayday... mayday.. boss away... cannot.. function...
There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either.
And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
ding dong[Paging mr. Canti, Paging mr. Canti]ding dongOriginally posted by Canti@22 March 2004 - 22:34
Mayday... mayday.. boss away... cannot.. function...
ding dong[mr. Canti, report to mr. Boss, please] ding dong
YoDong
<Boss> Well Mr. Canti its obvious you cant stop posting long enough to do anything
<Canti> Gugga mooja mugga wugga
<Boss> Yes well we have decided to give you this office, it has been decorated in pink shrinkwrap to commemorate salmon day here a Fartopolis Inc. Oh and by the way, your transsexual dwarf assistant is required to slap you with a dirty wet pike in a somewhat similar manner to that slightly gay n00b action you get with irc..
<Canti> Blippa frippa danglewoot
<Boss>Canti you suck
<Canti>Blah, eat my balls...
There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either.
And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
I always wanted to work in a place like that, a dwarf under the table to see to your every needs.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Originally posted by Canti@23 March 2004 - 00:26
<Boss> Well Mr. Canti its obvious you cant stop posting long enough to do anything
<Canti> Gugga mooja mugga wugga
<Boss> Yes well we have decided to give you this office, it has been decorated in pink shrinkwrap to commemorate salmon day here a Fartopolis Inc. Oh and by the way, your transsexual dwarf assistant is required to slap you with a dirty wet pike in a somewhat similar manner to that slightly gay n00b action you get with irc..
<Canti> Blippa frippa danglewoot
<Boss>Canti you suck
<Canti>Blah, eat my balls...
I always wanted to work in a place like that, a dwarf under the table to see to your every needs
YoLol
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