Just Another Day At Work

[Mathea]

glory holes r illegal! thats why we have windows. though theres stores that have em in the booths n they just cover em when the police do a check

n u test ur products in a live show or after hours?

discount all the dildos u want...we did that last month. now pocket pussies r on sale

and all summer video memberships r free






PS: Jonno pokes holes in the condoms n puts secret cameras in the toys! Watch out


PPS: we actually had a vibrator that hooked up to the vcr with a cam in it :x n a little light

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Rick Phlegm+16 May 2004 - 21:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rick Phlegm @ 16 May 2004 - 21:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 21:47
Or email

[email protected]

That address returns my mail&#33; [/b][/quote]
Really??

Ok try

[email protected]



@Mathea.........Pffft, call that competition?

Free&#33;&#33;&#33; Videorama movie with every purchase&#33;

Get that classic 70&#39;s feeling back in your sex life, the grainy picture, the hairy actors, the storylines, the Lift music&#33;&#33;&#33; Think of the music&#33;&#33;&#33;

Also crotchless red latex one piece for the ladies.....Half price &#036;15

50% off all 2nd hand condoms, now only &#036;1 for 50

And as if that was&#39;nt enough, FREE&#33;&#33;&#33; Oral sex with every &#036;50 spent on old Gym socks.

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

free oral sex? u didnt specify giving or recieving

funny u mentioned gym socks..... there was a gross dirty one in one of the booths last night :S looks like someone wore it in used it n left it behind.... shoulda been payin attention to who walked out with one sock missin

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You mean you&#39;ve never .................erm..........never mind

And the oral sex is down to the pleasure of the customer, my staff are fresh from the streets

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 22:04
my "staff" is fresh from the streets

Jonno B)

I hope that ur startin ur supply of second hand condoms.... cuz god only knows what u could catch from the street

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Nah, their all suppied with a roll of cling film and some rubber bands and they can make their own

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 22:07
Nah, their all suppied with a roll of cling film and some rubber bands and they can make their own

Jonno B)

make ur own condom kits huh? nice

heard rumor that we may start selling the make ur own dildo kit.... guy makes a mold of himself n can make his lady or fella a replica...


someone once asked if they could use liquid latex instead of a condom

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Cool, I know you can get that done, quite expensive but do it yourself?.....hmmmm interesting

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 22:14
Cool, I know you can get that done, quite expensive but do it yourself?.....hmmmm interesting

Jonno B)

haha ppl talk about ur penis enuff... now u can sell em their own version


Jonno is a slut

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well that is&#39;nt actually what I was thinking

Although how much you reckon I&#39;d get?

Jonno B)