If you were.........

[manker]

Seaguls are pests in many places, not here, places like Newquay are over run by them , bloody great browny type things, we get black headed guls here, proper seaguls
And no one has a problem, they stay down the beach

Jonno

So it's okay to throw stones at seagulls in Newquay, then.

You must lose sleep thro' your complicated morals.

[Cheese]

[callum]

Get the lad a slingshot, give him a chance.

I doubt he would give me a chance to run away if he had a slingshot. There was a couple of ducks just up the water from the swans. He couldn't hit any of them. Goes without saying the young man had no supper that night, no one has a free ride in my house.

[manker]

Sorry for sucking your width cheese.

I think Cheese will be okay with that, it's only when Yogi does it that Cheese takes issue

[Jon L. Obscene]

So it's okay to throw stones at seagulls in Newquay, then.

You must lose sleep thro' your complicated morals.

I did'nt say that, you asked me how seaguls wer'nt pests, I explained.
Sorry you guys all find it funny, I don't.
Dippy parents with views like you's guys are the reason I had to buy new windows thru kids throwing stones in the direction of my house at seaguls.
I've also had the job of collectiong dead animals off the beach including seaguls. Not nice for a 5y/o kiddie to run along the beach and fall face first into a half rotten seagul and catching something nasty. Always more than 1 implication in an action.

Jonno

[manker]

To be fair, you can understand why he doesn't want Yogi to suck his width.

Indeed, even he has standards. Width sucking is how Cheese's standards manifest themselves.

I hear ...

[manker]

Not nice for a 5y/o kiddie to run along the beach and fall face first into a half rotten seagul and catching something nasty.

Not half as bad as a family of four having their eyes pecked out by a flock of seagulls in Bermondsey.

Don't say it doesn't happen because you know it does

[enoughfakefiles]

Not half as bad as a family of four having their eyes pecked out by a flock of seagulls in Bermondsey.

Don't say it doesn't happen because you know it does

Good evening.

[manker]

How often, once a year and early in November. Hardly a reasonable comparison.

That's just in Bermondsey.

In Littlehampton I hear it is a monthly occurance. Of course the authorities deny it, they always do.

Damn seagulls

[Yogi]

Jonno, i am proud of you.

Though i'd rather see a story like that start the thread.



But good on you for doing your part.


Thanks.




yogi