First Time Flying

[bigboab]

I hate flying.

I have no control but I have to do it in the business I'm in.

They always say, "When it's your time to go, it's your time to go."

What about when it's the pilots time?

Could that be described as Predestination?

[Busyman]

Could that be described as Predestination?

A little unfair...I think.

[hobbes]

Well, we frequent fliers don't really like to discuss such things, but here goes.

Due to imperfections in cabin pressure, as you ascend, the diminishing atmospheric pressure causes the gas in your colon to markedly expand.

Bottom line, most passengers spend the first 5 minutes of the flight farting like trumpets to decompress.

You can see how this is not openly discussed. It just happens and you have to deal with it for a bit.

[Busyman]

Well, we frequent fliers don't really like to discuss such things, but here goes.

Due to imperfections in cabin pressure, as you ascend, the diminishing atmospheric pressure causes the gas in your colon to markedly expand.

Bottom line, most passengers spend the first 5 minutes of the flight farting like trumpets to decompress.

You can see how this is not openly discussed. It just happens and you have to deal with it for a bit.

I'm a frequent flier and don't have that problem...thank goodness....er....it's the fat lady next to me that fucks it up for everybody.

[bigboab]

Well, we frequent fliers don't really like to discuss such things, but here goes.

Due to imperfections in cabin pressure, as you ascend, the diminishing atmospheric pressure causes the gas in your colon to markedly expand.

Bottom line, most passengers spend the first 5 minutes of the flight farting like trumpets to decompress.

You can see how this is not openly discussed. It just happens and you have to deal with it for a bit.

Was that the reason for this statement in the Lounge?

Sometimes I'm a stinker.

[RPerry]

Well, we frequent fliers don't really like to discuss such things, but here goes.

Due to imperfections in cabin pressure, as you ascend, the diminishing atmospheric pressure causes the gas in your colon to markedly expand.

Bottom line, most passengers spend the first 5 minutes of the flight farting like trumpets to decompress.

You can see how this is not openly discussed. It just happens and you have to deal with it for a bit.

I've only been on a plane about 5 times in my whole life, but never had that happen Thanks for the warning though, next time I'll carry nose plugs in my shirt pocket

[Mr JP Fugley]

I've flown shed loads of time.

The flatulance theory sounds like bunkum to me.

Maybe It's a personal problem you have bunny boy.

[AussieSheila]

Yup, I've flown lots of times and never had that problem hobbes. Of course I am a lady and ladies dont you know.

I think this may be your own personal problem.

[Busyman]

Yup, I've flown lots of times and never had that problem hobbes. Of course I am a lady and ladies dont you know.

I think this may be your own personal problem.

Yup...hobbes admitted it.

He has a wet fartey ass.

[BigBank_Hank]

Thanks for all the advice guys.

I think that I’ll have a stiff drink before we take off to help settle me down. Other than that I’m good to go