I have munchies, (alcohol related)
but i only have a whole frozen chicken, It will fit in the kettle & I could re-boil it a few times.
i'm well hungry but the cook has gone for the night.
I think it will be ok
I have munchies, (alcohol related)
but i only have a whole frozen chicken, It will fit in the kettle & I could re-boil it a few times.
i'm well hungry but the cook has gone for the night.
I think it will be ok
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
I don't think it will, but pics anyway
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
sex the chicken and get a light for your cigarette from the kettle
Disclaimer: The above advice can result in having to wait in A&E with a kettle stuck on head and a chicken
sack the cook for leaving you hungry n order a keebab
1. Sack the Cook
2. Warm the chicken
3. Screw the Chicken
4. Screw the Cook's girlfriend/wife
4.5. If girl/wife ugly, screw next hot girl you see.
5. Then light the cigarette
remember -if it tastes fishy and the use by date is nov 2004 or less, then it needs an extra 10 mins cooking.
microwave it for ages then grill it in small bits?
idiots
he posted this an hour ago, he'll already be puking from the food poisoning by now
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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