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Found this in my email this morning, thought it was pretty funny 'cause it's true.
Men: Educate yourselves!
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*CK YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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09-04-2007, 08:31 PM
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09-04-2007, 08:42 PM
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09-04-2007, 10:35 PM
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all true, they wonder why we dont understand
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09-05-2007, 02:49 AM
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all true
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09-05-2007, 01:26 PM
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nice
Speed Test
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09-05-2007, 04:34 PM
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nice stuff thanks
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09-05-2007, 06:07 PM
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09-05-2007, 11:25 PM
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everybody share same opinion, i'm guessing why lol
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09-06-2007, 12:06 AM
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Can't agree more that's the reality man...women are so vicious.
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