Owen = Godly
England = Goodly
Crouch = Comedy
Crouch shouldn't be playing Premiership football let alone for England.
We were teh good though
by quality you mean "quite flukey", yes?Originally Posted by manker
but ace finish and more ace assist
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Not really, the pace of it threw Poland. Reminded me of how Man Utd played a year or so agoOriginally Posted by DarthInsinuate
Having said that, I spose it was pretty fluky with the deflection and whatnot.
Is that why a prem manager and Sven pick him?Originally Posted by DanB
Crouch came on and we won the game, back all the players mate, they need our support.
Defoe would have been a far better choice
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He simply isn't up to the job. He lacks any kind of first touch - clearly has no pace whatsoever and doesn't even hold the ball up that well.Originally Posted by dodgy368
What he does do is cause some panic in the oppositions box when the ball is punted forward. Liverpool want to play like that? Fine. They're shite anyhow.
But don't wish it on your national team.
Peter Crouch - not a footballer, but fuck me he's tall.
Originally Posted by mankerMaybe he should be a basketball player.forgot, you have to be black to play bball
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