On the Peripheral
So that means you're wearing the adult diapers.Originally Posted by manker
You want to do the test to define who is the alpha male - the next time we're in the pub, we'll drink pint for pint and whoever goes for a piss first loses
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
effendi
What's a 'diaper'So that means you're wearing the adult diapers.You want to do the test to define who is the alpha male - the next time we're in the pub, we'll drink pint for pint and whoever goes for a piss first loses
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
we want your oil!
a nappyWhat's a 'diaper'
So that means you're wearing the adult diapers.
ed
effendi
Oh right, yeah, it's the only way to ensure that you're more of a man than the person you're drinking with
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Fat Secret Agent
Wouldn't want to miss a round like.Oh right, yeah, it's the only way to ensure that you're more of a man than the person you're drinking with
effendi
Wouldn't want to miss a round like.Oh right, yeah, it's the only way to ensure that you're more of a man than the person you're drinking with
Perish the thought!
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Fat Secret Agent
I'm one of those chaps who can drink 8 pints sans visit to the facilities, then it's once every 15 minutes. That can go on for about another 5 or 6 pints, then I get my second bladder. From then on it's camel time, but when I pish, boi do I pish.
effendi
I have this image of you, as the duracell bunny, drinking point for point with Americans, as wee pink fluffy ordinary nickel-cadmium bunnies who are operating a kind of relay.
At 11pm, the fifth merkin bunny is about to keel over from teh drunkeness and a voice-over says: 'The Scotch, lasts over five times longer than your average merkin'
The camera then cuts to you - and the glint in your eye belies the double entendre.
Yes, I've started the drinkage.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Fat Secret Agent
I don't take part in International drinking. The rest of the World matters not one jot where drinking is concerned. There's just not enough beer in it.
The Scots can Drink, The Irish can drink, everyone else is a drinking gaylord. Fact
effendi
I'm more of a fan of individual drinking anyway. Team drinking sucks, there's spillage and t'landlord's cut to consider.
I don't take part in International drinking. The rest of the World matters not one jot where drinking is concerned. There's just not enough beer in it.
The Scots can Drink, The Irish can drink, everyone else is a drinking gaylord. Fact
I drink 15 pints on my own, phone up a mate and tell him. He says he's drunk 14 so I win.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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