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  1. 05-01-2006, 08:02 PM #11
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    mom, you boyfriend who smells wierd is hammering his head against the door, screaming at us to let him in, what should we do?
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  3. 05-01-2006, 08:04 PM Lounge   -   #12
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    Take the shotgun from under the bed and tell the fuckhead to take a walk or you'll ice him

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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  5. 05-01-2006, 08:05 PM Lounge   -   #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    Take the shotgun from under the bed and tell the fuckhead to take a walk or you'll ice him
    You watch too much merkin telly
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  7. 05-01-2006, 08:07 PM Lounge   -   #14
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    Mom, when are you coming home?
    im scared now, he just threw a beer can through the window
    when are you coming home?
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  9. 05-01-2006, 08:12 PM Lounge   -   #15
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    call the cops

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    call the cops
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  13. 05-01-2006, 08:23 PM Lounge   -   #17
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    Bank Happy Mondays??

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  15. 05-01-2006, 08:26 PM Lounge   -   #18
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    Dude...wtf?
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    your are
    That's even worse than using 'your' if you mean 'you're'

    Sorry for the nazism, but it's the only way I can learn some folk.
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  19. 09-22-2006, 10:01 PM Lounge   -   #20
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    Mom, nine months have passed and you still haven't returned. Your boyfriend got arrested after lil sue made the phone call. They took the house and now they are taking us somewhere.
    They are alot cleaner than your boyfriend.
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