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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    ...by an acquaintance of long standing as "diabolical".

    I have tentatively decided to actively pursue a course of diabolicalism.

    Thoughts?

    Suggestions?

    Also:

    If I become lonely thus, would any of you consent to join me in my endeavor?
    Riiiight.....

    Let me guess, this acquaintance is one of those people who says he's 'mad/crazy/a nutter' and is probably only saying you're 'diabolical' because he's desperate for friends and knows you're the only person he knows who's vain enough to be flattered by being singled out as anything remotely interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    ...by an acquaintance of long standing as "diabolical".

    I have tentatively decided to actively pursue a course of diabolicalism.

    Thoughts?

    Suggestions?

    Also:

    If I become lonely thus, would any of you consent to join me in my endeavor?
    Riiiight.....

    Let me guess, this acquaintance is one of those people who says he's 'mad/crazy/a nutter' and is probably only saying you're 'diabolical' because he's desperate for friends and knows you're the only person he knows who's vain enough to be flattered by being singled out as anything remotely interesting.
    Ubber harsh, well done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    Riiiight.....

    Let me guess, this acquaintance is one of those people who says he's 'mad/crazy/a nutter' and is probably only saying you're 'diabolical' because he's desperate for friends and knows you're the only person he knows who's vain enough to be flattered by being singled out as anything remotely interesting.
    Ubber harsh, well done.
    "Ubber" harsh?

    Indeed.

    Actually, the person who assigned me that appellation has a PhD in International Relations and a Masters in Chinese Languages/Dialects; he is also a bachelor dairy farmer with no spare time for making new friends.

    My ego, while extremely healthy, is relatively compact, believe it or not.

    Anyhoo, the board having been inaccessible the past few days, I've had very limited opportunity to exercise any evil impulses, and I believe the urge to give full rein to any such may be permanently stunted, insofar as doing so puts me 180-degrees opposed to habit.

    Don't know if I've got the time for proper practice.

    Do you think a few minutes a day here would help.

    Perhaps Squeamous (who presents as expert-ish, in the field) could counsel me...
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post

    Ubber harsh, well done.
    "Ubber" harsh?

    Indeed.

    Actually, the person who assigned me that appellation has a PhD in International Relations and a Masters in Chinese Languages/Dialects; he is also a bachelor dairy farmer with no spare time for making new friends.
    Your friend would probably consider that udder harsh.

    Mooooving along now...
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Anyhoo, the board having been inaccessible the past few days, I've had very limited opportunity to exercise any evil impulses, and I believe the urge to give full rein to any such may be permanently stunted, insofar as doing so puts me 180-degrees opposed to habit.
    You really are a big twat aren't you?

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    Yes, yes he is.

    "Diabolical" doesn't do him justice...he's triabolical!
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    Yes, yes he is.

    "Diabolical" doesn't do him justice...he's triabolical!
    aight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    Yes, yes he is.

    "Diabolical" doesn't do him justice...he's triabolical!
    Maybe he should change his name to the Pawnbroker.

    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    't Is true:
    If we presume the following values:
    K= 11
    E = 5
    V = 22

    That means:
    K = 2
    E = 5
    V = 4

    2*5=10

    10-4=6



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    That's just spooky, spooky to the max.

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