Ok so the best friend chose a bridesmaids dress for me for her wedding. i go and try it on in the shop and it looks lovely apart from the fact that the zip won't go over my hips, even though its a size bigger than I normally take. Looks like I'll be living on carrots for the next three months and be a narky bollox otherwise the best friend will slaughter me.
Fucking Nazi formal dressmakers thinking that all women go straight up and down.
Fucking weddings
Fucking Greeks.
I apologise for perhaps the girliest post I've ever posted.
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