Diagnosis please.

[Skweeky]

I thought you were one of those secret soldiers who has a bit of their brain cut out so they never have to sleep

[JPaul]

They cut out the wrong bit. Now I have no sense of decorum.

Whilst we're at it, is your pelvis still being a cunt.

[Skweeky]

Yeah mate, I'm now on two crutches, but the pain has subsided so I can at least get around the house etc...
Finishing work in two weeks and should hopefully have passed my driving test by then.

[JPaul]

The car will be really handy when the hunlet comes along.

[Skweeky]

Stop insulting my unborn baby ffs. Have you no sense of decency?

[JPaul]

No sense of decorum, I told you that.