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[NotoriousBIC]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@27 October 2003 - 11:51

Come on, don't deny it, you did it as well, didn't ya?

Yeah.......

And i succeeded.

How do i get this dislocated arm back in????

Yogi

From the SAS Survival guide:

"For a dislocated shoulder, take off your shoe, put your foot in casualty's armpit and firmly pull on the arm. Put a piece of wood between the casualty's teeth as the procedure is so excruciatingly painful that uncontrollable spasms may occur."

Good luck

[Yogi]

# 300.000 mentally disabled in american jails.......

Yogi

[NotoriousBIC]

For SensualGardening:

"If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee."

So yell against a cup of coffee when you get your shoulder popped back

[Yogi]

27-10-03 11.03 Netherlands

This morning a man was found after concerned neighbors called the police stating they heard a constant muffled shouting.
Police found a 44-yr old man with a dislocated shoulder, a shoe under his armpit, yelling to a cup of coffee holding a wooden shoe between his teeth!!
The man claimed following some instructions on the internet brought him in this situation........


And now i want COFFEE!!




[recovering]Yogi


Did you know:

The very famous Frans Bauer uses 20 kilo's of coffee each month to serve all fans visiting him at home.........

[Wizzandabe]

Kazaa Lite, is lite?

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by k-liteuserintheworld@27 October 2003 - 09:36
in the UK jedi is now a recognised religion, because soo many people claimed it to be their religion on the last sensus survey.lol

Thats what im going to write down all the time from now on

The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping

Thats sick man im going to wear a mask when i sleep now :x

No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times

Thats BullShit

Lizards communicate by doing push-ups

[NotoriousBIC]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@27 October 2003 - 13:38
27-10-03 11.03 Netherlands

This morning a man was found after concerned neighbors called the police stating they heard a constant muffled shouting.
Police found a 44-yr old man with a dislocated shoulder, a shoe under his armpit, yelling to a cup of coffee holding a wooden shoe between his teeth!!
The man claimed following some instructions on the internet brought him in this situation........


And now i want COFFEE!!




[recovering]Yogi


Did you know:

The very famous Frans Bauer uses 20 kilo's of coffee each month to serve all fans visiting him at home.........

*thud*
NotoriousBIC falls of chair laughing.

That's one of the funniest things I've read in years. Good one SG!

Coffee facts (for the Netherlands):

The most expensive cup of coffee can be drank at the Amstel Hotel (4,40 euro, but with a complimentary slice of cake)
The cheapest can be drank at the IKEA (0,50 euro)

[mrcall1969]

Axl Rose (GnR) is an anagram of Oral Sex

[Storm]

Originally posted by KrackHead2k+27 October 2003 - 08:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (KrackHead2k &#064; 27 October 2003 - 08:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> #118 Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans [/b]

not true&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; there are ants in afrika that store honey in their backside...... u can eat the honey they store there.......... it&#39;s supposed 2 taste gr8..........

<!--QuoteBegin-KrackHead2k@27 October 2003 - 08:38
#140 Holland is the only country with a national dog [/quote]
we dont have a national dog&#33;&#33;&#33; this is bs&#33;&#33;&#33;

[mrcall1969]

If you stand with your back against a wind, the better weather will always be on your right hand side