Damn 3D movies are making women pregnant now!

**P2PDog** · 05-06-2010, 10:47 PM

If you've got one of those new 3D TV's, be careful!

http://translate.google.com/translat...tl=en&ie=UTF-8

A white American couple had a black baby and pregnant wife says that watching a porn movie 3D. The child's father, the soldier Erick Jhonson, was serving a year at a military base in Iraq, and when he returned home he found a black baby. His wife, Jennifer Stweart, 38, told him that the child was conceived while she was watching a porn film in three dimensions. "I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real." With today's technology anything is possible, "said Erick, who recorded the child.

Jennifer said she was watching a porn film with her friends in New York. She says she does not usually watch porn movies and that was only this time to see how the effects were in 3D. The child, she says, looks like the black actor in the movie. "A month after watching the movie I started feeling dizzy and the result is there. I'll process the film and the producers. Even though my husband believed in me. My marriage could be at risk. But he knows I'm faithful" he said.

**tesco** · 05-06-2010, 11:28 PM

What happened to the old "Must have gotten pregnant from that public rest room toilet seat" excuse?

**Darth Sushi** · 05-07-2010, 02:57 AM

A blue avatar baby would have been more plausible.

**clocker** · 05-07-2010, 03:47 AM

I want to believe.

**Alex_ar** · 05-07-2010, 06:29 AM

LOL! she must think her boyfriend is stupid

**darkstate01** · 05-07-2010, 08:43 AM

HAHAHAHA Thats the funniest dumbass lie I've ever heard, what a slut, She will be saying Tron is the next childs father when that "cums" out at the cinema this summer.