Mental problems ?

**manker** · 02-15-2012, 05:34 PM

no

What an odd turn of events.

**Artemis** · 02-16-2012, 01:12 AM

Go on.... you know you secretly want to ask for the sandwich back.

You're just too straight laced to admit that you want to smear it all over yourself.

**mjmacky** · 02-16-2012, 04:59 AM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Once again, I find myself at a complete loss as to understanding wtf is going on

It's a thread about old jokes, grammar, awkward compliments, currently living Beatles members, fecal sandwiches (as well as rejecting the consumption of), and last but not least, irony. It's also about, as I attempted to enforce, commas, lots and lots of commas.

**Squeamous** · 02-16-2012, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Once again, I find myself at a complete loss as to understanding wtf is going on

It's a thread about old jokes, grammar, awkward compliments, currently living Beatles members, fecal sandwiches (as well as rejecting the consumption of), and last but not least, irony. It's also about, as I attempted to enforce, commas, lots and lots of commas.

I think someone on here once berated me for using too many commas. I think I was hoping that when people read my prose they would imagine a distinguished professor, sat on a Chesterfield in a book-lined study, fingers pressed together in careful contemplation of his forthcoming pearls of wisdom. But I just looked like some chick with a retardation in sentence structure.

**mjmacky** · 02-16-2012, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I think someone on here once berated me for using too many commas. I think I was hoping that when people read my prose they would imagine a distinguished professor, sat on a Chesterfield in a book-lined study, fingers pressed together in careful contemplation of his forthcoming pearls of wisdom. But I just looked like some chick with a retardation in sentence structure.

Hey, I just heard some news. Sorry to hear about your retardation, here's a card.

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**manker** · 02-16-2012, 05:36 PM

/sniggerz

**Squeamous** · 02-17-2012, 11:36 AM

You see Manky, now he's just pulling my pigtails in an attempt to convince everyone he doesn't want to bear my children. but I know the truth. Oh yes.