hypnosis hypnosis and more hypnosis

[manker]

You have to be careful with hypnotists, insult them from a safe distance, preferably on the internet.

Was I not clear about him being a thieving charlatan.
Unless being bored is what being hypnotised is, I was never in what one might call a trance.

I know real ones can do magic though, as I went on stage with my friend at some pub or other with a hypnotist, it didn't work on me so I was told to leave the stage, my mate remained and then did stuff like cry when he was told that Lassie had been stung by a bumble bee, thought a broom handle was a naked woman and tried to fuck it (developing a awesomely noticeable erection whilst doing so), and telling the room he definitely wasn't hypnotised when in the middle of what he believed to be a world record attempt at 30 hand-stands in less than 2 mins.

[mjmacky]

You have to be careful with hypnotists, insult them from a safe distance, preferably on the internet.

Was I not clear about him being a thieving charlatan.
Unless being bored is what being hypnotised is, I was never in what one might call a trance.

omgosh, that's exactly what he told you to say.

[IdolEyes787]

He didn't get much of a chance, I was all 'Hoi, Lyn. I thought you said that the first person you ever cured was yourself and that you hadn't smoked for 20 years and that you have a 95% overall success rate. I'm going to put that pic I just took on the internets, cuntybawlbagface.'

Well, I didn't get around to it. Til now.



That'll show him

The photo somewhat plays into my delusion belief that everyone in the UK outside the entertainment industry looks like either a two-bit criminal or a football coach which strangely both seem to resemble an old Albert Finney.

[manker]

How does a Canadian know what Albert Finney looks like, yet I, a puntsphere fan from the UK, does not.

Was he in a film or something.

[mjmacky]

How does a Canadian know what Albert Finney looks like, yet I, a puntsphere fan from the UK, does not.

Was he in a film or something.

Actors usually are in films. He said "old Albert Finney" so I'm assuming Erin Brockovic and Big Fish references are in order.

[Artemis]

He didn't get much of a chance, I was all 'Hoi, Lyn. I thought you said that the first person you ever cured was yourself and that you hadn't smoked for 20 years and that you have a 95% overall success rate. I'm going to put that pic I just took on the internets, cuntybawlbagface.'

Well, I didn't get around to it. Til now.



That'll show him

The photo somewhat plays into my delusion belief that everyone in the UK outside the entertainment industry looks like either a two-bit criminal or a football coach which strangely both seem to resemble an old Albert Finney.

You are talking about someone whom I assume spends every waking moment not cycling around the countryside, in front of some visual device inputting yet more obscure movies into his own personal database.

[Biggles]

i saw this site called blogorchid and could understand very little from it. but i found it interesting. hypnosis has benefits to mankind. i really want to learn more.

...and you chose the Lounge to slake your thirst for knowledge?

Why, exactly?

[mjmacky]

i saw this site called blogorchid and could understand very little from it. but i found it interesting. hypnosis has benefits to mankind. i really want to learn more.

...and you chose the Lounge to slake your thirst for knowledge?

Why, exactly?

Because he's looking for drugs, I think I made a strong case for that in his duplicate thread.

[IdolEyes787]

You are talking about someone whom I assume spends every waking moment not cycling around the countryside, in front of some visual device inputting yet more obscure movies into his own personal database.

I gave up riding outside and now have my bike permanently attached to a trainer in front of the TV so I can kill two birds with one stone.
Also this way I don't have to worry about skin cancer although I do still get unsightly tan lines from the LED radiation.

[Biggles]

You are talking about someone whom I assume spends every waking moment not cycling around the countryside, in front of some visual device inputting yet more obscure movies into his own personal database.

I gave up riding outside and now have my bike permanently attached to a trainer in front of the TV so I can kill two birds with one stone.
Also this way I don't have to worry about skin cancer although I do still get unsightly tan lines from the LED radiation.

If you are cycling in your bikini may I venture that you are killing three birds with one stone.