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Thread: Are all English people cunts or just the ones on this site? A play in three acts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Mulder, this is basically a serious question as the only English shows I've watched are Sherlock Holmes and Big Brother.
    Why do certain English accents make you sound brilliant and certain English accents make you sound like a retard?
    We call it The North and it's not polite to talk about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post

    We call it The North and it's not polite to talk about it
    In the US they call it the South,the Midwest and most of New England .
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    Never met an Englishman on the internets who could speak English quite as good as me. Met Scots and Welsh, but never an Englishman. It's all a bit frantic.

    Something in the intonation or something.

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    Fuck Ireland. Posterity save English. I love her. The English slipped their grip on the tongue when they started invading every cunt within spitting distance.

    It's the universal weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Fuck Ireland. Posterity save English. I love her. The English slipped their grip on the tongue when they started invading every cunt within spitting distance.

    It's the universal weapon.
    It's known as dilution. If you start watering down a drink, eventually, it becomes nothing more than slightly coloured water. The same with our language. So many other people speak it now that it no longer reflects the original dialect.

    Some parts of the world speak such a strange dialect of English that other English speaking people cannot understand it. This tends to happen in the Southern States, where the rednecks have abused the language to the point that it is now a completely different language to English (Redneckish).

    New York is no different. The twang they put on the language makes it sound harsh. What does, 'Have a nice day', actually mean? Is it similar to Mrs. Brown's, 'That's nice'?

    The worst ones for speaking English are the Asians, though. Listen to the dialects from strong Asian communities, such as Afghanistan, Iraq or Bradford, and you'll have trouble with it. It tends to be a mix of Cockney London and Welsh. Strange vocals.

    Still, nothing sounds more retarded than a Brommie Accent, or one from Wolverhampton (which actually sounds worse).
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