What did the left Nut Say to The Right Nut???????
The middle one think he hard
P.S. like i said before its a one liner!!!!!!!!!!!!!so dont post punk-made comments thanxx you !
What did the left Nut Say to The Right Nut???????
The middle one think he hard
P.S. like i said before its a one liner!!!!!!!!!!!!!so dont post punk-made comments thanxx you !
heard about the human cannon ball?
he loved his job till he got fired
There were two fly's on a piece of meat at the Butchers,which one was the toughest?
The one on the BONE
That is really good one liner, I love my ass away...Originally posted by TheDave@4 December 2003 - 01:05
heard about the human cannon ball?
he loved his job till he got fired
That is really good one liner, I love my ass away...Originally posted by internet.news+4 December 2003 - 16:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (internet.news @ 4 December 2003 - 16:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheDave@4 December 2003 - 01:05
heard about the human cannon ball?
he loved his job till he got fired
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really?
i made it up all by myself. well i thought it up bet i doubt im the first
heres one i got in a text message
i was lying in bed last night staring at the stars, i began to wonder...
where the fuck is my ceiling?
TheDave your joke is like the Sherlok Holmes one.
Basically Watson and Holmes go on a camping trip,In the night both of them are lying down and holmes asks watson What he thinks when he sees the stars.
watson explains watson goes on and on about the beauty of the sky ,the stars and other planets.
Holmes say's to him " no you stupid F..K someones nicked our Tent".
I am sorry iI know its not a one liner.
take out all the full stops and it isOriginally posted by zinc1@4 December 2003 - 16:29
I am sorry iI know its not a one liner.
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>BLAH</span>
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Wayne Rooney - A thug and a thief</span>
not a 1 liner but.
a lady finds a snake half dead in the snow
she nurses it bac to health
1 day the snake bit her
she asks why the snake bit her?
he says bitch u knew i was a snake!
i also like dat 1Originally posted by jerome18@4 December 2003 - 00:02
What did the left Nut Say to The Right Nut???????
The middle one think he hard
P.S. like i said before its a one liner!!!!!!!!!!!!!so dont post punk-made comments thanxx you !
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