Typical Male!

[navyblue45]

this woman went to a drugstore to get some meds and she saw a gold mirror and she asked the pharmacist how much it was..............he said well missy that mirror is a great but and to top it off it is magic..........to make it work you hang it on the wall and say "magic mirror on the wall and then you make it rhyme and anything you wish for will be granted!!!!! she said i will take it payed him ..................went home and hung it on the back of her bathroom door and said..........."MAGIC MIRROR ON THE DOOR MAKE MY BOOBS SIZE 44 and prestooooooooooo!!!! she cooked an elaborate dinner and when hubby came home he said woahhhhhhh babe where did you get those and she told him so they ate and he told her to go get comfy in the bed and he would be right there to love her like a real man should...........closed the bathroom door.............said:"MAGIC MIRROR ON THE DOOR MAKE THE HEAD OF MY PECKER HIT THE FLOOR!!!!"............low and behold BOTH OF HIS LEGS FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink: :blink:

[UnOwen1]

Originally posted by navyblue45@Dec 5 2002, 05:49 PM
this woman went to a drugstore to get some meds and she saw a gold mirror and she asked the pharmacist how much it was..............he said well missy that mirror is a great but and to top it off it is magic..........to make it work you hang it on the wall and say "magic mirror on the wall and then you make it rhyme and anything you wish for will be granted!!!!! she said i will take it payed him ..................went home and hung it on the back of her bathroom door and said..........."MAGIC MIRROR ON THE DOOR MAKE MY BOOBS SIZE 44 and prestooooooooooo!!!! she cooked an elaborate dinner and when hubby came home he said woahhhhhhh babe where did you get those and she told him so they ate and he told her to go get comfy in the bed and he would be right there to love her like a real man should...........closed the bathroom door.............said:"MAGIC MIRROR ON THE DOOR MAKE THE HEAD OF MY PECKER HIT THE FLOOR!!!!"............low and behold BOTH OF HIS LEGS FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink: :blink:
somewhere or the other this joke needs the quote "(father came)" what do ya say "members"

[Rat Faced]

I got it. :lol: :lol:

[jetje]

Is this typical male to?

http://members.home.nl/admit/giffies%20uploaded/viagra%20(2).gif

[navyblue45]

Originally posted by jetje@Dec 7 2002, 03:04 AM
Is this typical male to?

http://members.home.nl/admit/giffies%20uploaded/viagra%20(2).gif
jet that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

navy :P

[fLoPpY]

http://members.home.nl/admit/giffies%20uploaded/viagra%20(2).gif
omg, i just sat here for 34 minutes watching that clock....
i think jetje has the hypnotist effect... :blink: