PersianBulldog
12-08-2002, 10:15 AM
Monica Lewinsky virus Sucks all the memory out of your computer
Titanic virus Makes your whole computer go down
Prozac virus Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn´t care
Woody Allen virus Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
Saddam Hussein virus Won´t let you into any of your programs
X-files virus All your icons start shape shifting
Spice Girl virus Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop
Disney virus Everyting in the computer goes goofy
Ronald Regan virus Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
Oprah Winfrey virus Your 200 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB
Schwarzenegger virus Terminates and stays resident. But it`ll be back
Titanic virus Makes your whole computer go down
Prozac virus Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn´t care
Woody Allen virus Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
Saddam Hussein virus Won´t let you into any of your programs
X-files virus All your icons start shape shifting
Spice Girl virus Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop
Disney virus Everyting in the computer goes goofy
Ronald Regan virus Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
Oprah Winfrey virus Your 200 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB
Schwarzenegger virus Terminates and stays resident. But it`ll be back