Rat Faced
12-15-2002, 12:04 AM
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. They all suffer from a severe stutter.
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>“What’s it to be?” asks the stunningly beautiful landlady.
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>“Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi……………….” says the Englishman.
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>Up steps the Irishman. “Threeeee p pints of of of gui gui gui gui……….”
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>Then the Scotsman tries “Th th th th th th th th th th th th th………………”
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>“Oh bugger this!” says the beautiful landlady and walks away to serve someone else.
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>She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready to order yet.
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>“Th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi” stutters the Englishman.
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>“Three pints of gui gui gui gui…….” Tries Paddy.
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>“Look” says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet. “If any one of you can answer a question without stuttering I’ll let you sh*g me!”
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>Quite confident that no one will win, she turns to the Englishman.
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>“Where do you live?” “M M M M M M M Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch.”
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>“No. You lose.” Says the beautiful landlady. Turning to the Scotsman, she says, “Where do you live Scotty?”, trying not to laugh.
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>“E E E E E Eed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edinb”
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>“Sorry, you lose.” Says the gorgeous woman.
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>“And Paddy, where do you live?” she purrs at the Irishman.
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>“London” blurts out the Irishman.
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>“Oh. B****r!” says the landlady. A great cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady takes him by the hand and leads him upstairs.
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>Once in the bedroom she strips to her underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a voluptuous bosom. Finally she slides off her panties then climbs into bed.
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>Paddy with concentration climbs aboard and goes for glory and then, right at the climaxing stroke, he suddenly screams out
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>“……………..D D D D D Derry!!”
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>“What’s it to be?” asks the stunningly beautiful landlady.
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>“Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi……………….” says the Englishman.
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>Up steps the Irishman. “Threeeee p pints of of of gui gui gui gui……….”
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>Then the Scotsman tries “Th th th th th th th th th th th th th………………”
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>“Oh bugger this!” says the beautiful landlady and walks away to serve someone else.
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>She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready to order yet.
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>“Th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi” stutters the Englishman.
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>“Three pints of gui gui gui gui…….” Tries Paddy.
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>“Look” says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet. “If any one of you can answer a question without stuttering I’ll let you sh*g me!”
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>Quite confident that no one will win, she turns to the Englishman.
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>“Where do you live?” “M M M M M M M Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch.”
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>“No. You lose.” Says the beautiful landlady. Turning to the Scotsman, she says, “Where do you live Scotty?”, trying not to laugh.
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>“E E E E E Eed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edinb”
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>“Sorry, you lose.” Says the gorgeous woman.
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>“And Paddy, where do you live?” she purrs at the Irishman.
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>“London” blurts out the Irishman.
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>“Oh. B****r!” says the landlady. A great cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady takes him by the hand and leads him upstairs.
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>Once in the bedroom she strips to her underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a voluptuous bosom. Finally she slides off her panties then climbs into bed.
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>Paddy with concentration climbs aboard and goes for glory and then, right at the climaxing stroke, he suddenly screams out
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>“……………..D D D D D Derry!!”