Ruin A Wish Game

[Aeyen]

It's simple, just make a whish and then ruin the wish of the person above you, and you know how it goes :D

I wish I could drink coffee at Starbucks today.

[bigboab]

It's simple, just make a whish and then ruin the wish of the person above you, and you know how it goes :D

I wish I could drink coffee at Starbucks today.

You don't have any money.


I wish it was a bit warmer.

[Aeyen]

It's simple, just make a whish and then ruin the wish of the person above you, and you know how it goes :D

I wish I could drink coffee at Starbucks today.

You don't have any money.


I wish it was a bit warmer.

Suddenly there was a snow storm outside your house and your heaters wouldn't work.

I wish I had more time for myself..

[Yinon]

I wish you were dead, then you won't have any time at all.

I wish all humanity dies, and I'll be the last living person (think of all the money I can make).

[bigboab]

Who is going to pay you? :lol:


I wish I was on an island in the Pacific.

[Yinon]

I wish there would be an earthquake that wipes away all the pacific islands.

I wish my torrent finishes downloading already.

[bigboab]

Just imagine your 'puter breaking down 5 mins from the end.

Do you leach?

[Aaxel21]

How is that a wish? :lol: I can't ruin that.

I whish I had a $1,000,000

[bunny67]

i wish you lost it all in the casino in 1 night
i wish to be happy

[Aaxel21]

Only in your dreams.

I wish gas didn't cost so much

[bigboab]

Gas just went up by 13%(UK):(


I wish I was living in a warmer country


@aax, old age does not come alone.

[angryghost]

Earth freezes over

I wish i could fly

[bigboab]

You'll come down to earth with a bump


I wish I was rich

[RoSsoNeRI]

I would kill u n then rob u



I wish I had a private jet

[Aeyen]

^ ...Then it explodes in the air and you fall...

I wish I won't need to do my project...

[angryghost]

You get 50 more to do

I wish to never be sick again

[bigboab]

You could stop drinking


I wish I could get these games correct.

[Yinon]

I'm afraid you landed the wrong topic, sir. Questions are being asked in the Questions game.

[bigboab]

I'm afraid you landed the wrong topic, sir. Questions are being asked in the Questions game.

Took me a wee while to get that. Too early in the morning

:lol::lol:

I wish I could waken up. :)

[alfry1010]

there is a electricity break out and your alarm clock didn't ring.

I wish i can quickly get out of my work to go home.

[Yinon]

your car gets a flat tire (:

I wish this topic ends here

[bigboab]

Sorry, another wish gone.:)


I wish I would win the lottery.

[Nemanja]

You won but , you lost the ticket :D

I just wanna be big ROCK Star :D

[Aaxel21]

You will fail because the RIAA will sue you for $100,000,000,000 for downloading your own songs off The Pirate Bay and then put you in jail and you will become THE prison bitch where a prison mate named Shirly will break your vocal cords with his appendage named Big John ruinening your singining career that you only started 2 months ago.

I whish I could fly to the Moon.

[bigboab]

Frank Sinatra tried and could not make it.:)

I wish I could understand.

[MiniMalistic]

U can't understand because u are to old :(

i wish that i can have 4 girlfriends at once :-<..

[bigboab]

one girl friend is enough for one so young:rolleyes:

I wish I could fly.

[MiniMalistic]

u can wish everything u want..it wont happen anyway ..:D:D

i wish i was dead :|

[bigboab]

You are going to get your wish some day. I can't ruin that.:lol:


I wish I had four legs

[alfry1010]

ok you've got 4 legs but two are on your back.

I wish i could live on an island

[Aaxel21]

You bought an island but the day you move out there terrorist blow it up. A day later a war starts and you drafted.


I wish for world peace.

[thebazzla]

sorry not with george bush still around
i wish to marry a wonderful women

[Aaxel21]

Ha.. There is no such thing

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

[Nemanja]

You must , some problem was , and you must to go to work, tonight :D

I wish gigabyte connection !

[FatBob]

i wish you have a 1gb limit

i wish i could fart

[bigboab]

Someone might bung it up. :lol:

I wish to confuse you.:wacko:

[FatBob]

:wacko:

i wish you fail

i wish i was sleeping in between boobs right now :unsure:

[bigboab]

I think you are ruining that wish yourself :lol:

I wish I was more polite:)

[FatBob]

lol

i wish you get a hard on when you are polite

i wish i was a millionaire

[bunny67]

i ruin your wish by wishing you dead
i wish that i inherit your millions

[bigboab]

I am poor

I wish I had good health

[melatonin]

u'll be killed in a drive-by tomorrow so health is useless

i wish i was fish

[Nemanja]

But world is full of cats who likes to EAT fish(like u)
I wish to be immortal !

[RoSsoNeRI]

I kill you with ur own knife :D

I wish I was a movie star

[bunny67]

and your film flopped
wish i was on me holiday now

[Aaxel21]

Your holiday has been canceled due to random fires.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

[bigboab]

inflation reaches one billion per cent.:(

I wish I was right all the time. :)

[Aaxel21]

Then you meet a woman who shows you how wrong you really are.

I wish to meet the perfect woman

[alfry1010]

and she die...

I wish i stay more than two months with a girl

[bigboab]

Your attitude is all wrong


I wish I was wrong

[Aeyen]

But you're right..

I wish I can configure my uTorrent settings to all incoming connections...

[alfry1010]

but utorrent is so good that it become legal and the setting are limited

I wish i could change my car.

[bigboab]

It is not roadworthy



I wish people would stop letting me on the bus first :lol:

[MiniMalistic]

but u are to big for the people to let u in first

i wish i find a treasure :D:D

[thebazzla]

you did but it turned out to be fools gold
i wish for more money

[bigboab]

There is no money available


I wish I could go back to school

[thebazzla]

unfortunately the school doest accept mature students
i wish i could sing

[MiniMalistic]

u can't sing..u are not an artist and a fly has jjust entered your mouth :))

i wish i had no wish :|

[SenorBubbz]

Your head suddenly explodes and all the gold in the world falls on you, crushing you to death.

I wish I had 50,000 posts here on FST.

[warid]

you will be banned after 49,999 posts
i wish i could kill you

[MiniMalistic]

u can't kill me because u are dead (achiles) :D:D

I wish to leave this country :(

[Aaxel21]

Sorry, they just put up a huge wall around your country.
Where are you going...Your going NO WHERE!

I whish this computer was faster.

[Nemanja]

Sorry , but your computer cant be faster !

I wish i can fly !

[Aaxel21]

Only to be shot down by an anti-air missle

I wish my lunch braek was now.

[Nemanja]

Sorry , you missed the lunch ...

I wish i can help ppl who's life is in danger !

[Aaxel21]

Too bad you are always 5 seconds late and they die.

I wish nemanja could always be on time

[MiniMalistic]

newanja can't be in time

I wish I can live under water for hours

[bunny67]

before the shark ate you
i wish that i never had work today

[thebazzla]

you cant because where would your customers go to drink
now i wish i didn't have to work saturdays

[Nemanja]

Sorry , but nobody 'll work for u ! Go to work !
I wish , i wish , credit card with no limit !

[bunny67]

doh you got busted the cards was your parents
i wish it was any day but today

[Nemanja]

Uff , today is today , no changes ! :(

I wish , i can sleep all day long !

[Aaxel21]

Too bad you have Insomnia

I wish i was in front of a nice warm fireplace.

[Nemanja]

U was , but accidentally you catch the fire and u must go to hospital !

I wish , i'll today won on bet (football) !

[MiniMalistic]

unfortunately u lost because the match was forfaited ..hehe :D

i wish i find the golden fish to ask for three wishes :D:D

[Nemanja]

Golden fish didn't exist ~!~ Just silver one :D

I wish Cameroon won the ACN !

[MiniMalistic]

that's to bad because egypt smashes everything :D:D

i wish i had 150 kilograms :D

[(+.[___]·:·)]

that's to bad because egypt smashes everything :D:D

i wish i had 150 kilograms :D

too bad, bcuz ur a skinny nerd trolling on forums all day losing weight as we speak.

*I wish half the ppl in the bt invites sections would stfu

[SAM]

too bad cos they like to get on your nerves and piss you off :D
I wish i have enough money to buy a yacht.

[alfry1010]

But there is a other accident with cable of internet like the one in egypt so all the internet is break down so nobody access the forum.

I wish i could swim tomorow night.

[SAM]

there will be the greatest storm ever which will hit your town so you can't get out side your house :)
by the way, what is the cable has to do with my yacht :D
i wish i have a jet plane :)

[JiZ3M]

you have that hights desease that makes your ears bleed when you fliy

I wish I was a little bit taller...

[Nemanja]

Sorry , u JUST CAN't :(

I wish Miklos Feher didn't must die :cry::pinch::no::cry1: (2004 , he play for Benfica)

[Wolfmight]

he died.

I wanna fly like an eagle... to the sea
Fly like an eagle let my spirits carry me, I wanna
fly...

[Nemanja]

U r human, not the f*cking bird :D ! Stay on ground ~! :D :P

I wish I can bring the stars down :D:naughty:

[deepee]

stars are huge balls of gas, not solids

i wish i could get free cheeseburgers

[warid]

sorry nothing is free
i wich i have a machine gun

[Nemanja]

Sry , just military(and gangster's) can have it (u r not soldier or gangster). In next life...Neeeext :naughty:
I wish i can see through the walls :D

[MiniMalistic]

u are to blind to see :(

i wish i had sex with 6 lesbians :|

[Nemanja]

Sorry lesbians don't want sex with u !

I wish i can go whereever i like

[FatBob]

i wish you are blind

i wish i could go back 5 years :(

[Nemanja]

There is no time mashine ! Go to woork

I wish Ajax give 3 more goal in second half !

[MiniMalistic]

ajax isnt;' capable to give 3 more:)

i wish we end this thread :D

[Nemanja]

There isn't end of this thread ! Everybody want to wish more and more

I wish i can sleep today a bit longer !

[hzahez]

After you stay awake for 72 hours

I wish that dream's who going to post after me comes true

[Demonface.24]

you are granted but you have terrible wishes for the rest of your life

i wish i was the richest person in the world

[Spillage]

Granted, you are the richest man in the world . But you're the only person left on Earth, everyone else has gone to a better planet, far far away .

I wish water wasn't so wet .

[Evil_Monkey]

To bad it's gonna get even wetter when the tsunami hits your town

I wish had power over other peoplez emotions...

[Wolfmight]

you will try for your entire life and fail to do so

I wish I had the ability to have or do or be anything I want, and never what I don't want.

[Spillage]

Granted, sadly you're in a life-long coma, so everything you do or wish for has no substance .

I wish i could communicate with animals .

[MiniMalistic]

unfortunately the animals doesn't understand you

i wish i run away with jessica alba :(

[Spillage]

Granted, but Jessica is a necrophiliac & will only have sex with you if you're dead .

I wish the dinosaurs hadn't died out .

[bigboab]

They have.:)

I wish the world was square.

[SAM]

i won't wish
so this way i ruin the wish game

[Spillage]

The Wishmaster General has read between the lines & has deemed your desire to end the Wish Game is in fact a poorly disguised wish . Your wish is temporarily granted .
You're so happy & excited (because finally your life appears to have a purpose ?), you go laughing & dancing into the street, straight into the path of a bus . From your hospital bed, you make sad, tearfull & pathetic plea's to the Wishmaster General , seeking forgiveness .
He has compassion, reinstates the Wish Game, cures your injuries, but as punishment gives you Ginger hair .

I wish for world peace .

[alfry1010]

the peace exist if you can compare it to the war so no peace without war so the war come.

I wish the earth will not blow out soon!

[Wolfmight]

the earth blows out in 2012, then comes back in 10 seconds for no apparent reason..only 10 survive.

I wish I had $1 mil...no wait...$100 billion dollars in platinum bullion in a perfect Swiss bank account.

[Spillage]

Granted . Sadly, the indigenous Swiss population has been declining for decades & the country relies on legal & illegal immigrants to function, racial & religious tensions are mounting . In a bid to defuse the situation, the government gives full citizenship to all illegals , own goal . The next election is a landslide for the Muslim Coalition Party, Switzerland is declared a Muslim state under full Sharia law . The Swiss banking system collapses, the neighboring countries close the borders, the mullahs prepare for holy war . Your Platinum is requisitioned to fund the upcoming jihad, you get a free copy of the Koran in the post .

I wish i lived in a tree house .

[bigboab]

It looks like you are alrerady in a tree house.:lol:

dutch elm disease:(

I wish I could fly

[Wolfmight]

you fall.

I wish I could turn on/off invisible.

[Spillage]

Granted ...... however, when you become invisible, you are only invisible to human eyes . A side effect is that animals & insects can not only see you, they are sexually aroused by your presence & basically use you as a cum dump.
This may, or may not, upset you .

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I wish for peace in the Middle East .

[kondrae]

The U.S announces theyre invading Iran

Wish i had a fast car

[Spillage]

Granted .... sadly, it's the year 2023 & gas has become a rarity, you cannot afford the cash to fuel your fast car .
You can however hire the services of bummer-boy gangs, who for a price (not financial) , will launch your car downhill, so you can satisfy that need-for-speed .

I wish the French language was abolished .