Rat Faced
11-22-2002, 02:21 PM
A woman went to her doctor complaining that her vaginal lips were
> > uncomfortably big.
> > "No problem" said the doctor "I can soon trim them down"
> > "Just one thing, though" said the woman "It would be embarrassing if
> anyone
> > got to know about this. I must insist on your absolute discretion"
> > "I'm bound by my professional Code of Ethics" replied the doctor "I can
> > assure you that other than ourselves and of course my Nurse, nobody will
> > ever know."
> > So, reassured, the woman went ahead with the operation, but when she
woke
> up
> > she was outraged to find 3 red roses by the side of her bed. She
called
> > the doctor and demanded to know if the operation was secret, how come
she
> > gets sent flowers?
> > "Don't worry," replied the doctor "I sent the first rose. I send all
my
> > female patients a rose, it's a sort of trademark."
> > "OK, but what about the other roses?"
> > "Well, my nurse sent the second rose. She had the same operation as
you
> so
> > she knows how you feel"
> > "And the third rose?"
> > "Oh thats from some guy up in the Burns Unit; he's chuffed to death with
> his
> > new ears!"
> > uncomfortably big.
> > "No problem" said the doctor "I can soon trim them down"
> > "Just one thing, though" said the woman "It would be embarrassing if
> anyone
> > got to know about this. I must insist on your absolute discretion"
> > "I'm bound by my professional Code of Ethics" replied the doctor "I can
> > assure you that other than ourselves and of course my Nurse, nobody will
> > ever know."
> > So, reassured, the woman went ahead with the operation, but when she
woke
> up
> > she was outraged to find 3 red roses by the side of her bed. She
called
> > the doctor and demanded to know if the operation was secret, how come
she
> > gets sent flowers?
> > "Don't worry," replied the doctor "I sent the first rose. I send all
my
> > female patients a rose, it's a sort of trademark."
> > "OK, but what about the other roses?"
> > "Well, my nurse sent the second rose. She had the same operation as
you
> so
> > she knows how you feel"
> > "And the third rose?"
> > "Oh thats from some guy up in the Burns Unit; he's chuffed to death with
> his
> > new ears!"